Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML
Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
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Jacobt24 19
Take some sugar packets, go to your crush, and say, "I think you dropped your nametag."
mthammer 4
Why not just get him to be your sugar daddy?
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Comments (180)
kenziem18 0
you need to find a new crush if he's working at mcdonalds, he'll never be able to take you out on a nice date working minimum wage!
womblebat 2
I thonk you could do better than someone who works at McDonalds.
bareback1 2
I wouldn't be too embarrassed. At least you're not the one behind the till, working at Mickey D's.
perdix 31
Everytime I see free Splenda available, I shove handfuls of packets down the front of my pants (have you seen how much that shut costs?), and suddenly I become popular with the ladies. ;) My daughter said that behavior embarrassed her, so when I'm in her presence, I shove the packets down the back of my pants and say I need a new Depends. Much better.
blele15 2
smh. some peoples parents are pretty embarassing.
ArsenalFan12 0
the til? wtf
katt_is_here 24
Yeah. Surprise! There are other words for cashier in the world. In places like Canada, where the fml is from, it is much more common to call it a til. smh.
perdix 31
Your crush is a McDonald's cashier? Honey, I think you're aiming too low. Isn't there a Tim Horton's in the area?
shecantgod 3
You deserved it for being embarrassed over something so insignificant.
Gook0123 9
I do this all this time!
missalice0306 19
Your dad isn't that embarrassing. He just sounds like a normal dad :)