Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
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Top comments
randomkayx3 11
Why is it always the person being good that's ******?
amayranii 2
So much for trying to help
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Comments (74)
mintcar 10
Karma, it really is a bitch when it comes around. You just wait.
br0ccoli 15
Ugh. MASSholes. Same thing happened to my roommate, sort of.
br0ccoli 15
I can say this bc I used to live there. ..Lol jk Mass people are great. The streets are confusing though. Driving is a nightmare.
krewer21 1
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
marisadc79 0
Wow and being in medicine you took an oath and were trying to do the right thing. Even as a concerned citizen that was great of you to do. It's a shame your kind heart was taken advantage of that way when you were helping what could have been a life threatening situation. F**k their life for being so low and dirty and FYL for getting screwed.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Who in the hell votes YDI for this??
SloppyFlamingo 4
I mean to thumb 45 down >.<
Darkmagic666 9
Situations like this are why some people don't stop to help but you did the right thing.....at least you can feel good for that. Sorry about you being pickpocketed
go_Banannas0814 0
I know it's not any consolation now, but he will get what's coming to him, just like you will reap the rewards for the good deeds you have done. Keep trying to do the right thing! People like you are the only reason I have any faith left in humanity.
p3mguin 7
No one helped out OP, OP helped someone. Learn to use punctuation. You're an idiot, don't try to be a grammar nazi. Only the brave and the bold are grammar nazis.
debbster7 18
That's what u get being nice! :P