Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
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Top comments
randomkayx3 11
Why is it always the person being good that's ******?
amayranii 2
So much for trying to help
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Comments (74)
FunSized88 10
I would have slapped them!
iHATE_people_ 10
It is the answer when people are stealing from you when you are trying to be nice
anothersuicide 0
Well, seeing as though you HATE people I guess I'd agree..
KriiFahMoro 9
I would've popped the thief right between the eyes with a .357
_Oblivion_ 12
^ No, it sounds like you don't have the slightest **** of an idea about weapons, gaming nerd. You don't kill someone for pickpocketing. That's what we have fists for.
Manixs88 3
Karma is a bitch! They'll get what's coming to them!
idontknowyou123 0
16 - I think karma already hit them with an accident. I mean have you seen how much insurance you have to pay AFTER an accident.
DuffleBagHero 4
Aw, sorry Op, cold world man . Nowadays people don't know how to appreciate those who help us. I salute you !
caberon 7
Could have not said it better 17! Don't be discouraged next time... Use your gift and be more careful.. Thanks to people like you, this world is not as f_cked up as it seems to be! Remember Karma is a Kind Bitch!
Keevarou 17
Sorry to hear :/ But hey, since you're a paramedic, you know you did the right thing even of you got pickpocket^^ And that thief sure knows whats a good enough distraction :) Fyl though :/
ZZDomoZZ 1
What a dicklicker
ycrem0n 21
not all ***** are thieves
idontknowyou123 0
'Injuried' Guy: Its my foot! My foot is broken. OP: Ok let me take a look *goes to look*. 'Injuried' Guy: *looks left, looks right, takes wallet, looks left, lookd right*
mackdeezy 22
It wasn't one of them, it was Ezio Auditore. You had something the Templars want. Nahh but seriously that sucks, and what sucks is you probably can't complain or do something about it without looking like the bad guy.
littlemsweirdo 12
This is a ****** up world.
ycrem0n 21
But the only world we have.
emt118045 0
U should call radio room and ask the cop to give u a call on yr cell phone
Pandacupcakelove 26
What a jerk! I hate selfish people! Somebody's trying to help you and you pickpocket them? Yeah I know This person was probably trash, but still! I'm pretty sure that i would find it easier to sleep on the ground and only eat once in a week then actually steal anything!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Than* sorry.