Money, Transportation, Accident Thief Help yourself

Help yourself

anonymous - - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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Good samaritan

happyshit - - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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No good deed…

williebees - - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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There's no justice

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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"ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

Anonymous - - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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Just browsing

OneGirlsLife -

Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML

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Effed up

sunny_funny - - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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Suspect

Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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It's sus to us

Anonymous - - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Friday 20 April 2012 7:29

Why is it always the person being good that's ******?

amayranii 2

Friday 20 April 2012 7:28

So much for trying to help

grapist111 4

Saturday 21 April 2012 2:09

Your first thumbs up comment! Congrats itskaylabitch!

MaddieLynn123 7

Saturday 21 April 2012 3:04

I've had Many more thumbs up, but thanks anyway hun;)

kmt12890 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 3:05

Stop helping people. They won't do shit for you.

MaddieLynn123 7

Saturday 21 April 2012 3:06

HAHA whoops! Wrong FML, sorry! I mnent to reply to someone else.

Kenatia 7

Saturday 21 April 2012 3:13

Its good you helped. It sucks you got your pocket picked. So many bad people in the world today...makes it hard for one to nice....

melrose90210 10

Saturday 21 April 2012 6:35

I've lost faith in humanity.

sailorguy 2

Saturday 21 April 2012 14:38

I call bullshit on you. An "experienced paramedic" would never refer to himself as an "experienced paramedic." And, more importantly, a paramedic wouldn't describe himself as "rushing" to the scene. Even more important than that, a paramedic in that position wouldn't assess the patients involved, he would triage them while waiting for additional resources. Nothing about the way you talk sounds like a paramedic. Guess what I do for a living, you fake.....