Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
It took your roommate a whole year to case the joint? She's got to be the worst burglar in the history of the world.
TheHarvest 7
some friend sorry op..
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Comments (77)
Lauren324 18
At least you know where to get it back :)
seandoc 13
Still a good friend?
nycwrestler 17
Doubtful
Arrawyn 12
Well, that escalated quickly
GuinnessGirrrl 8
Time for Judge Judy
ribbons 23
And they'll start slinging Tupperware *and* insults at each other. Now that'd be some quality day-time TV!
traveler_ghost 12
that's so messed up, figure out where she moved to and get your stuff back
perdix 31
When people win The Roommate of the Year award, they get pretty cocky and think they're entitled to everything.
SuperDanielNL 23
If she's a good friend, contact her get your stuff back and assume it was an honest mistake. If she doesn't do that the bitch was not a friend.
Olivia_73 4
I wonder how you must of felt, when you realized everything was gone! That's pretty shitty. Go get your stuff back!
Zomg_Okay 27
Must have* felt.
seandoc 13
Zomg one spelling error.
cartedor 18
She probably didn't check, so just tell her to bring back the stuff