Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
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asdfghjklana 9
Good that youre moving, huh
cuppycakeslove 20
Atleast you're out of there, your ex roommate seems to have no respect for your things.
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Comments (37)
fluffycatsdad 33
Man, some people are stupid! Good job you're out of there!
DotDootyDot 17
Holy douche-canoe, Batman! Make that ****** pay for whatever damages came to your property, your roommate had no right to act so stupidly.
buckdharma 38
my my, hey hey your Rolling Rock got drank today It's better to drink them Than to throw them away My my, hey hey Out of the beer and into your Jack You moved this he threw away that and once your gone, you can never come back When your out of beer and into the jack.
strawberrywine22 30
Is your spacebar broken?
thatnucca 36
That's messed up... Find a dead skunk or animal to replace you in that apartment... Make sure it's buried in her closet after playing mortician on her bed.
syki 22
I can't help but play devil's advocate here... but how long was OP gone? If she moved out in, say, May, and there was no communication until July, it's a little more understandable. I've been in a situation like that. Granted, my first response was to call my ex-roommate, and then her parents when I couldn't get in touch with her, but still.
cherylface 13
Yep. I had a roommate move out a year ago and leave a bunch of stuff. she came back once or twice to grab some things, but there was still some stuff left. She kept saying she would come by, but didn't. After 5 months, I started using her supplies and pantry food. Still haven't seen her and have been telling her that I'm moving out and if she doesn't get her stuff in the next two weeks, it's trash.
brittyboo123 35
Wow, sorry OP. At least you're getting out of there.
simsgirlgem 25
call the cops that can't be legal
thewife5 19
What are the cops going to do? Have the x-roommate puke up the alcohol?
KiddoKS 19
It could have just as easily been 1 day as 1 month. Also, it doesn't seem like the old roommate tried to call, email, or contact the op in any way.
finch01 18
well you were not coming.' back
thewife5 19
If it was the same day or next FYL.. If it was a week or so and you didn't talk to your roommate about getting the rest of your stuff later.. YDI. Anyways... That stuff should have been packed up and put out if the way if you needed to come back for it at a later time.