Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying, "I want my cat back." I have no idea what they are talking about. FML
Today, I was looking through old childhood pictures for my father's funeral and I found one of our old Christmas cards. I looked at it and noticed in the background our two dogs enjoying very spirited sex. FML
Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML
Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML
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misspulkadot24 17
Something tells me you won't be in the will...
_streets_ 19
Pee all over the floor..then say it was the cat.
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Comments (52)
klol_fml 11
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I guess your parents are too pussy to admit they did it. FYL
btstig 11
Why would his parents make the trip just to scratch out his face??
iOceanus 18
8: He, or she, must've misread in his, or her, scramble to be first.
KM96 24
Firstly, I think you meant "grandparents" and secondly your phrase seems rather rude, to be honest. Though I do disagree with their actions.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
I believe he was going for a pun. I.E the cat scratched it out = they're too pussy to do it.
shaagy2760 13
I guess we know who they think the black sheep of the family is
poccocurantes 7
I got that his parents are to pussy(pun) to admit to the parents that they had sex in the first place let alone a son.
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
Please. Stop
misspulkadot24 17
Something tells me you won't be in the will...
sens3sfailing 25
They should've gotten married sooner. They are just an embarrassment to family by not being married with children already!
Catkam623 27
Referencing an older fml very nice.
Geometric 18
So sorry for you OP, that can't be a nice thing for anybody to find, and it sounds like if you visited them, you at least thought you were on good terms with them until that moment. :(
HKCgrimmjow 15
Ah grandparents... Nope... Yeah just don't like em, maybe they have an alter ego of a cat?
howdeedoo 22
I find that highly unlikely
pinkpixie06 11
They could have put a little more effort into the lie. "The mail carrier did it."
btstig 11
Open a damn dictionary, please!
sugarshane007 20
Don't judge their senility!!! This is why your face is scratched off, for pointing out that damned old reality to em!!!
AquanTheDragon 5
Either that or OP's grandparents are secretly powerful sorcerers, wanting their grandchild out of the picture. They've probably scratched out OP's face in every oher photo, with their burning desire of his/her death...... (Oh, no one else read that book? I'm going to crawl back into my corner now then.....)
zingline89 18
If I caught my grandson listening to One Direction I'd scratch them out of the picture too.
iloveCS8 11
YOU would be a horrible grandpa then
shaagy2760 13
Umm just gotta ask where does it say op listens to 1d
zingline89 18
19, 34, relax, it's a joke.
_streets_ 19
Pee all over the floor..then say it was the cat.
insaneDONUTZ 15
Im guessing you wont get anything when they die from their will