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Rose This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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palahniukpaul 6

At least he thought of you

He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.

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I really hope you didn't go bail him out.