Rose
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML
Top comments
palahniukpaul 6
At least he thought of you
plaguer 26
He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.
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hahachun 4
Giggity.
boofgall 16
D'aww, he thought of you.
rahrah765765 11
Must have been a killer date.
rahrah765765 11
I commented the same thing twice. Burry one please. Stupid edit function didn't work! *Walks the long road of shame and bunks up to OP's date. *
rahrah765765 11
Next to*
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Burry??!?!! Educated much?
auzz1_pride 9
That's my line....
p3mguin 7
76 STFU it doesn't matter about one or two R's
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Erm.. what?!?
jayleensmama 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI. Who dates criminals and wants sympathy?
melissa98 7
Do you really think she knows the criminal record of a man she just dated?
jayleensmama 14
I would.
melissa98 7
Alrighty then
westcoastkp 13
someone's a little uptight....
xxmel 6
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realSlimjimShady 7
Not every one does a full background check on everyone they meet.
DogsPaw 16
"Before we proceed with this 'date' I need to see your birth certificate, social security card, license, and I need you to fill out this form. Oh I can't wait till we have kids!"
bjf10 22
Requiring a background check before a first date sure is a big turn off.
jayleensmama 14
Oh please. Don't be such a dramatic little queen. Do you go out on dates with complete strangers or do you meet them within a circle of networking where you know at least one other person who knows the guy or girl?
DogsPaw 16
Speed dating. Nuff said.
ladyLALAA 29
What about Internet dating? Plenty of people find partners that way...
DogsPaw 16
*80 year old pedophile* I am an 18 year old girl! Internet dating I would get back up checks! ;)
PeteyPablo12308 20
35 don't be such a judgmental idiot. If OP is just getting the "one phone call" now, then the person is just now in jail. One is given the phone call right when they are arrested and are getting booked in. The whole point of that call is to let someone (family or friends of the offender) know about the situation, and to get bailed out. That means that this crime was just now committed, and there might not be priors. Could be a DUI or anything, even some traffic violations will get you arrested. Also, it would be the local jail not prison. Prison is after sentencing, for long periods of incarceration. Also, it's people like you who make it so hard for convicts to turn their lives around. What a bitch.
jayleensmama 14
Not interested in reading that thesis. This is MY opinion and if you don't like it, too bad.
sierraleeannee 13
49 - pull that tampon out of your ass and quit being a bitch.
TheWindowLicker 13
Wow, 2, not only are you ****** in the head, but you're one of the most obnoxious people I've ever met. Get off this website before you pollute this community with your ignorance.
jayleensmama 14
How about I pull my bloody one out and put it in your mouth instead?
sierraleeannee 13
56 - you sure are charming! I wonder how you ever got married in the first place...did you do a full background check on you're husband? How romantic!
jayleensmama 14
I sure did! Clean as a whistle!
Grimmerie 31
If I was your husband I'd be in the hole for murder by now.
YourMomxD 8
Why did your husband marry you?
emilyjgraham 34
jeez someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. god knows what your husband went through to marry you.
jayleensmama 14
I'm beyond amused by all of this. To see strangers get so pissed is hilarious.
boofgall 16
63- Hey, sausage in a dress, you're outnumbered here on this. Quit being a bitch.
YourMomxD 8
I'm not feeling very pissed off...
jayleensmama 14
Sausage in a dress? Lmao! It's called double D's honey. Hate to break it to you but I'm 128lbs.
jayleensmama 14
Outnumbered or not, I DGAF. This isn't a popularity contest.
emilyjgraham 34
not calling not big or anything but what you can see in the picture you look like you'd be a lot more.
boofgall 16
66- I'm referring to your ham arms, not your ****. Don't call me your honey, either.
boofgall 16
66- I was referring to your ham arms, not your ****.
GlennQugmire 14
Huh
palahniukpaul 6
At least he thought of you
jetsown08 21
Maybe he just needed to get bailed out?
Judahsh 8
Thats romantic
boating_guy 33
well for whatever reason, at least OP was memorable! that should count for something
sens3sfailing 25
Lol, he must be an ass if your the only one he could call!
b0ngs 7
YOU'RE**** gahhh!
sens3sfailing 25
Lol, yeah thank you for the correction :P and what I ment by my post was that he must be an ass hole if he never called you back and then had nobody to call but a girl he pretty much avoided and was gonna be awkward talking to
plaguer 26
He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.
lottievaughn 5
"Awwwe I'm your 'one phone call'?! That's SO sweet!" Yeah, girls are weird.
plaguer 26
But he thought about OP AND called her back. Keeper.
plaguer 26
Who said she knew? Don't be a bitch. Edit: To #2. Damnit.
jayleensmama 14
I love being a bitch. Problem?
Bluekaren16 19
Well aren't you special?
BountyBass 13
He remembered your number at least
jtthegr8 26
That's a way to know when a man cares
onlychildFTW 34
I think it's love! He remember her, and her number. Maybe he got a triple with the remembering of her name!
Herculesninja27 5
Well you know he'll love you now hah
lifesabrees932 1
Hey atleast he still remembers you and cares?