Rose
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML
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palahniukpaul 6
At least he thought of you
plaguer 26
He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.
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patrickalamo 48
So how is dating those bad boys working out for you?
Meme1988 18
You are his special lady
perdix 31
If she's dumb enough to bail him out, she'd be "special" as in Olympics or Ed.
octopussperm125 18
He's also someone else's special lady
perdix 31
He does have an excuse for not calling promptly after their date -- he was busy doing crimes. I'll bet he even ate sushi and didn't pay!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Charming... Sounds like a real classy guy, hold on to him, OP! Wouldn't want anybody to steal him from you!
paintballnuts 5
Nothing say loving like a call from jail
s0ulslack 20
*click* Hello, HELLLLLLLO?
ucoolgirl31 20
At least you're special, OP!!
bubo_fml 11
If it took him a few weeks to call, it cost him a few 'favors'...
TeahaIsAmazing 2
Too bad you don't only get "one phone call" from prison. Prison is long term, jail is what you mean, op.
tootsiergirl 1
How is that bad?