Rose
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML
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palahniukpaul 6
At least he thought of you
plaguer 26
He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.
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blink_kid 32
Well apparently you made an impression on him.
likeAwesome 3
Could it have been... that man?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He'd stay right there.
4204ever 0
No one loves you.
twilightterd 4
the sex must of been great
Arrawyn 12
The prison phone call is the best kind! It means you're important! Does anyone watch Seinfeld?
theskaven 2
Awww so romantic!!
twilightterd 4
the sex must of been great
Bjuddstr 4
How many women could say their second date is in prison?
FML_14u2c 14
Sounds like this one's a keeper... On your date, did he take you to a salad place? If he didn't then, he's probably tossing salad now.