Rose
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML
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palahniukpaul 6
At least he thought of you
plaguer 26
He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.
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Goatinsfriend 8
Fancy choice of yours.
JayDeLaGhetto 7
The only way you're getting that second date is by bailing him out!
IOmnomHard 10
...Conjugal visit? :D
rahrah765765 11
Must have been a killer date.
JayDeLaGhetto 7
Maybe he stole her heart...
PunsY0 5
Or robbed hey virginity..
phatdaddy62 23
He hit it and ran.
Leslier_fml 4
He is in prison and obviously got no one else to call...why??? Stay away.
Leslier_fml 4
He is in prison and obviously got no one else to call...why??? Stay away.
SephoraGypsy 15
In case we didn't get it the first time...
rcgirl2 11
Out of all the people he could've called, he called you. You're special. :)
heythere131630 9
I hate to say this but, hang up. If he didn't have the time for you. You shouldn't make the time for him.
perdix 31
Well, at least you've got one thing in common: You are both free to meet a whole bunch of new men.
dead_insects 18
I'm sorry, but that was awesome!! ^_^
perdix 31
Apology accepted, I guess??? People have said a lot worse to me without asking my forgiveness. I'll let it slide this time, but DO let it happen again ;)
dead_insects 18
duly noted!!
rainbowkissies 14
perdix, your profile is amazing. your analogy to FarMviLle is extremely entertaining. i hope you publish one day.
dead_insects 18
guess he had a good reason for not calling earlier!
bprince25 0
they say suprise sex is the best way to wake up. unless your in prison.