Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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thatclown 4
or she needs to lose some weight :P
RockstarRN 10
He was weak.
AirForce48 2
Fat ass!
DaddyFatSacks 0
Lol made my day
Lawlipop 3
That's not necessarily an indicator of you being fat... might just be that he's not very strong.
AtrumMessor 1
Aww, OP, maybe you're not fat so much as you're in love with a weakling...
Crazy4Christ 0
aaw it's the thought that counts
CaptainPickles72 18
This reminds me of a time with my ex-girlfriend. O.o She wasn't fat but just chubby (how I likes 'em!) and I tried to pick her up. At first I couldn't, but I didn't wanna make her feel fat so I still went for it! I did finally pick her up but I pulled something in my back............yet I still finished like a champ!! This should be a lesson to all guys who have a "bigger" girlfriend/some **** they just met, to never try and pick them up unless you're 110% positive you can! Otherwise she will get emotionally hurt or you'll get physically hurt. O.o
nerdsgetmehot 23
Some guys have had trouble picking me up and I'm nowhere near fat. I wouldn't worry about it.
football70 5
so either your really fat or he's really weak