Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
ribbyc80 0
its the 21 century and equal opportunity, pick his ass up and man-handle him!!!
LaughinStock 16
HA
daleftw 0
If you both hit the gym this problem would be solved.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
If two people get a gym membership together you could get a discount!
bswole 1
smart man
titan87 0
I'm going to guess he's weak considering if she was a big girl he would have recognized this and not attempted.
juturnaamo 29
That's what I was thinking as well. He's just weak. When I was 180 (I'm down to 155 now), I had a BF who was only 120, and he could pick me up.
ReynshineCutting 10
Ya I'm 180 (and still losing) and was 203 and my fiancé has never had an issue picking me up. Gotta love being with a bodybuilder.
dezinspaaace 0
haha i imagined kermit the frog trying to pick miss piggy up when i read this. xD
MRobvious750 0
23- that's a really funny image
mercuryburst 0
Well at least he tried. Looking at OP's nickname actually makes me feel kinda bad for him. :(
Michaelgee 2
I guess you can say his inability to pick you up is the "weight" of the issue. Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man
Kiraro 0
You, sir, deserve a round of applause. Bravo!
Joppa 0
well, your nickname says it all.. lol
theten_fml 9
I'll be expecting an FML reading: "Today I tried to pick up a girl, In an attempt to be romantic, and sharted"
TheMonica 0
I've done that before with a guy. It's not that great or romantic. You didn't miss out on much. Just find other ways to be romantic.