Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
cool517 1
let go the twinkles and hit the gym or next time he is going to confuse a birth mark on your belly as another tit!! it's okay Willie you will be free!
tboudre 0
fat ass!
crazyspidergirl 0
it's called a salad.
texasappeal 0
He's just weak!
BAMF519 0
ur boy is a pussy dump him and get a real man
bryan1992 0
you would be lucky to even get a boy?
TH3SiiL3NC3R 0
YDI for being a fat ass(: even Like ur name says "fatty" (:
jerzeegal117 0
it doesnt mean ur fat, it jus means maybe you guys are similar in weight or something? at least its the thought that counts !
bananabean16 2
OP might not be fat. I'm only 110 pounds, and my ex struggled to pick me up. It was kind of embarrassing, really.
theybebitchin 4
maybe shes a ******* fat ass. Ever thought of that? Dumb bitch.
stephanyk2 7
fatty
Rdawgg 0
pussy..