Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
Consequences 0
are you upset because he's weak or because you think you are fat?
Football_Man50 1
have you seen her FML name?
livin_plur 0
163- u sure ur not 11?
Xtra_Cheddar 3
time to lose some weight there
sux_to_be_you 0
tell him to hit the gym.
thealmityking 4
it's ok if he's weak he's probably hung
Iwbas11 0
whats op?
skin_like_glue 0
It's a bit sad that she considers being pinned up against a wall as being romantic. It's called lust, Sweetie.
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
tell him to drink more gatorade !!
sueannpalma 7
mooooo