Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
yeah_imrad 0
weak dude
agaba 0
or she needs to lay off the twinkies
russell61 0
Either he is a wimp or you are fat so deal with it.
Stafono1428 0
Oh chicka that happened to me to except he could pick me up but was having a hard time keeping me up against the wall?!
PrincessPink123 0
fatty
ITIvRAPTORvITI 0
ahahahahahaha fatass!
zDylanz 6
So according to the comments, you're fat and he's a wimp... You pick him up against the wall?
fml98kevin 4
its either ur fat or hes weak. either way, ur relationships goin downhill!!
manMadeFAIL 7
123- RIGHT SHES A FAT ASS oh i have joke hey OP lay off the cookies
newfiechick13 3
Im sorry, but being hauled against a wall is romantic? I think you need a new boyfriend.