Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
browntiga 0
exactly man maybe hes just not THAT strong ;)
doty90 0
Shave a few lbs
MissBrainDamage 0
Either he's weak or she's obese- I'm betting on him being a scrawny high school boy and high school "romance" sucks anyway so just forget about it, OP.
kitkatmiaow 21
Err 166... maybe it's a play on words because he couldn't pick her up and it made her feel like a 'fatty'. Don't take everythng so literally...
Uniquebutthesame 4
he's weak
Amajean 7
That doesn't mean your fat, it could mean he's weak. My ex-bf couldn't pick me up at all, but his younger, shorter brother could pick me up over his head.
cedeskay 5
either he's a weenie or your a big momma, lets pray its the first one(:
iNekoGamergurl 0
he tried, right? xD its kinda cute in a way. You should pick HIM up and pin him just to make him feel stupid. With love, of course ;D
Stackhouse_fml 0
There are probably 2 options. 1. That guy is a total wimp or 2 you are overweight. I guess it's number 2 :p
Bizenghastly 0
187 is probably right, op likely chose that alias 'cuz not being pick-up-able made her seem like a fattiii. I've had bfs who couldn't lift me and even tho I'm 5'5" &103 lbs it made me feel uber self concious