Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
DisappearingRose 18
Either you need to lose weight, or your boyfriend is a wimp.
BAMF519 0
haha ur picture iz shane Dawson I luv that guy!
metalhead5564 0
That doesn't mean she's fat. He could just be a weakling
saint556 4
either your too fat or he's not a man and too weak.... either way it won't work
bowmoq 4
"I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny"
slappygecko 21
a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and buckets in her face you get sprung!
CooperLuvsYuh18 0
fail
triggerit 5
better press to the bed...
Gemsbok 5
Get a stronger real man !!
SteelCladAngel 0
I dated a guy who struggle to pick me up when I was 125 lbs he was over 200.... I definitely wasn't fat...he was just a big ******* pussy
chicagolady 3
How bout you both go to the gym. So you can loose weight, and he can get stronger.
logo79 0
FATTY!