Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Top comments
LLsuperfly 0
haha why on earth would you tell him that?
Ebonyloan 0
LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D
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Comments (156)
soundmind311 0
wax it!
slashers_fml 0
lmfao, way to go.
andyroxs 2
OP could very well be a man O.o
bfawaz 0
disgusting!
alesi_fml 0
YDI for SHAVING your upper lip, waxing/threading/ hello?!
blairyboo 0
this isn't funny or an fml he obviously doesn't care tht u do it so I dnt see the problem
Bucinka 5
The advice about waxing or threading is right-on. Besides the hair growing back without a bristle*, waxing has the added benefit of slowly destroying the hair follicle over repeated applications. It doesn't cost much to get it done in a salon, or you could do it at home yourself with wax you warm up in the microwave. * @#3: The old saw about hair growing back darker and thicker is an old wives' tale. It just seems thicker because it's been cut off blunt.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
So what if he knew already? You're a baby. Cry about it sone more maybe it will have never happened.
texassmile05 0
Laser hair removal is a permanent solution to your delimma. You should consider it. I had my bikini area done and razors are a thing of the past now! I love it! :)
MissMaryContrary 3
I recommend tweezing or waxing. Then you don't get prickles.