Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Top comments
LLsuperfly 0
haha why on earth would you tell him that?
Ebonyloan 0
LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D
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Comments (156)
Nadzzz 0
Def. Not an FML! It's nice to know he still likes u regardless.
Ryelle 0
Jeez, you're supposed to wax it so it isn't prickly. If my girlfriend shaved her mustache instead of waxed it, I'd be so angry.
suckerz 0
why in the name of God would you shave??? what's wrong with you??? WAX!!!
mk_xoxo 0
you're not supposed to shave your upper lip. wax or tweeze. YDI
Emily_T 0
lmao you dont say that to men.
chocolates 0
wax or pluck it. dont shave it! itll make it grow back rougher and darker lmao
codenamez 0
awww well at least he didn't mind..
jamajuice46 0
I laughed so much at this post
Dorque 0
At least he noticed!
DeafChef 0
doing that makes it grow faster. get it waxed.