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Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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TipOfTheHat 10

A future winner of the Nobel Prize for his work in the field of medicine! I wonder what other secrets he has locked away!

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ThatLooksSticky 16

He's right. If a girl's testicles are too heavy, she could have a serious problem.

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Joey44 15

We've just found the next Albert Einstein.

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DeathBunny218 37

Now just imagine Albert Einstein squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked, weighing his testicles... FYL if you're imagining this.

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jewclops 6

Hahahahaha!!!!!!! Oh man that's awesome!!!!!

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Njtorres 0

Mine weight 2.2 pounds and yes that's without hair

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j_cat187 19

I have a feeling you might have testicular cancer since having no hair would be a sign of kemo.

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P374RD3D 9

#161 donations to the study of mental retardation will be dedicated to you

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michi23 0

You deserve it for walking into the bathroom while he was in their.

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michael509 1

You know there's a great thing called "knocking on the door" you mite want to try it sometime.

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