Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
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Top comments
Aspen_Grace33 27
Guess he was just that good in bed!!! On a more serious note, I'm hoping you're doing well.
TrustStolen 16
he was probably just proud of himself that he could do that? I guess I'm trying to see the positive side of this
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Comments (64)
concon4815 10
Whatever that guy is eating, I want some.
ShadowLor 19
#32, spoiler alert: it was the OP
Meeran 9
damn, you got no chill #38
ShadowLor 19
#75, if by "no chill" you mean "a sense of humour" then you are correct!
writergirl1029 17
If you were knocked unconscious from hitting your head, you need to go to the hospital to make sure everything is ok.
sighlifeman 12
doubt he was that good, for you to be weak lol
OverBlossomed 22
It's funny how we teach little kids it's rude to laugh at people, but it suddenly doesn't matter as adults. Why even bother teaching politeness then?
Jackimo98 24
Shhhhhhhhh, just shhhh
OverBlossomed 22
Good argument. /s
trucker2 33
Harder...HARDER.. Hell I'll do it myself.
rainbowsRlove 15
ouch! maybe a good stretch after sex?
Lalala579121 28
At least he didn't say "oops, wrong hole".
ezrocks4u 29
She left out the fact that this is why she was unable to walk...
shawnababyyy 9
To answer all your questions, when I woke, he told me that he laughed. Then made sure I was okay. We laughed about it afterwards. I am okay. No concussion. Just a small bump.
ezrocks4u 29
Did he say "wrong hole"..?
foxmatrix15 8
I could **** you right, yeah All night, yeah Wanna bring it to my house, yeah On the couch, yeah Knock the **** out, yeah Get them out, yeah I wanna see these hoes, yeah Bend it low, yeah (yes Juvenile lyrics)