Today, I found out that my roommate is starting a religion in which he doesn't believe in humanly things, such as paying rent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML
Today, I had a meeting with a potential roommate to rent a 2/2 space and it was going well. We laughed, joked, and seemed to get along and want the same things. At the end of the conversation, however, he said he needed to "pray" about his decision to room with an atheist. This probably won't work out. FML
Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML
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Top comments
Fickle 6
Kick their ass out, seems pretty simple. No pay, no stay.
JuliaKay14 33
Seems like he shouldn’t need shelter then either
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Comments (13)
alycion 39
Having a place to live is also a humanly thing. Support his religion. Put him on the street and find a better roommate.
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah I’m sorry that sounds like he just doesn’t want to pay rent, or he’s really just crazy. Either way the end result is not going to be too pretty for you. I’d either straighten him out or better yet start looking for a new roommate
OnReceivingEnd 18
Me: "I guess you don't believe in other humanly things, like discomfort and homelessness. Allow me to help you become a martyr."