anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
chipmunk
United States
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
thinner than you
Hillsborough, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
henley
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Anonymous
Feeders
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Anonymous
Trinidad and Tobago
Charming
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
nycgirl424
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Anonymous
Owensboro, United States
Thanks!
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
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beccac_boresfoff 9
Douche.
lovepotion75 4
Try using a less hurtful comment.
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Jf770 10
Just reply saying "Good.. I was starting to get embarrassed of your manboobs as well"
FYLDeep 26
I'm not usually one to blow the lid off of things like this, but your weight actually is a trait that you can change about yourself.
FYLDeep 26
You forgot about shitty willpower, shitty diets, and shitty excuses. Get your hormones checked, follow Jack LaLanne's advice about diet and exercise, and you'll be on your way.
snjegulicaaa 1
Unfortunately surgery IS a way of losing weight. And if the patient is life-threateningly obese and there is no other way, it also should be performed. But many people COULD also lose weight by changing their diet and exercise.
5t3ff1k4h 45
142 - Weren't you the one who was happy with her weight, despite being at a heavier weight? Why would you then say as soon as you're done having kids you're getting that surgery?
FYLDeep 26
I find that you really need to look at the numbers for hormones yourself when you get tested. A lot of doctors won't diagnose you for something unless the numbers are really out of whack. I remember finding out that some doctors won't say you have low testosterone until your numbers drop below 100 for males. That's because there's this seemingly arbitrary "normal" range of 100-1000. Really the way it works sometimes is that they won't say something is wrong until you have obvious health problems as a result (meaning more serious than being a little chubby). Even though they should really do what they can to get you to an ideal number, not just within some ridiculously wide range of "normal".
Rachel1987 4
Use it as a reason to better yourself and get healthier op. :)
starfishblup27 0
I'd say okay good because I was going to leave you because you're too small.
marscm55 11
Tell him to stop standing behind you and the problem will be solved, just kidding. Seriously, dump him if he's going to be like that. But you may want to watch your health if you are gaining weight.
sheethapins 13
Text back, "That's ok, I can't be seen with you because you're a total douche."
LorensLund 10
Wow, what a crappy boyfriend! You should dumb him!
KeyboardWarrior 10
*Facepalm*
Nattyxxoo 0
this is what society has made people think and say.
LorensLund 10
Indeed..
desireev 18
This is my point I have been trying to get across! Everyone says I'm a bitch When I tell them to stop saying such cruel things, but I am not! Society is making people heartless and cruel and it's really affecting people. Mostly young people. People and children are killing themselves over people saying such hateful things to them. It's not right. And I blame society as well.
aantho_fml 0
At least he spelled "you're" correctly.
perdix 31
I was thinking the same thing! Haven't we set the bar a bit too low if someone wins praise just for using everyday grammar correctly? It's not like he pulled off the subjunctive pluperfect or something like that.
TeamSynergy 1
Or she could be overweight