anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
chipmunk
United States
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
thinner than you
Hillsborough, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
henley
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Anonymous
Feeders
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Anonymous
Trinidad and Tobago
Charming
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
nycgirl424
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Anonymous
Owensboro, United States
Thanks!
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
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beccac_boresfoff 9
Douche.
lovepotion75 4
Try using a less hurtful comment.
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Comments (277)
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn. Such douche. Tell him to slap you instead, it'll hurt less.
lantern 6
Sounds like you're better off without him.
causticgirl 6
Tell him that's cool. He was a mercy f@$k for you anyway.
superhero66 0
Wow what an asshole.
mermie 0
Simple kill his man-pride and tell him "it's okay, you have a small dick. now we're even" then just walk away.
triphoes 0
lose some weight
potatosrock 10
send him a text that says " I can't be seen with you either, you're too ugly
Kiwimaid 9
Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Raeser 7
You're American right? Thought so, yep, it's hard being seen behind you guys
Immaguest 3
You're a dick right? Well... I wish I could say it's hard being seen behind you too.
marissamay25 3
Awh you poor thing, that blows.