Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
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Damarys 0
I'm guessing you were too
eagle20 0
damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch
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gingermonster16 0
#25 I'm a straight girl. I don't have a taste in women. And I'm sorry I offended you for trying to cheer the guy up. OMGZZZZ MY TASTE I WOMENZ IZ TURRABLEEEE
Vermelle 0
You totally overreacted. Had you actually taken the time to look, you would have realized she was talking to 16, not you. She wrote the number down wrong. Dumbass.
Brutalus420 5
Aha now you look like a ******* idiot
admad_fml 1
#16 so true, learn from it guys.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
This is most likely fake. Why would the guy be standing next to her, in his boxers albeit, while she answers the door? Sounds a bit much like a movie scene
FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0
i agree. throw the cake in her face :) if this is true.
GotMurph 0
Wow, FYL big time.
judgeymcjudge 0
I'm just wondering whether or not she was with him due to her resentment over you ditching her on her birthday... She's a bitch either way, but to be fair, that was a really dumb masterplan, genius. What if she'd made other plans (you know, due to feeling miserable that her boyfriend was gonna ditch her on her birthday)? A nice thought tainted by idiocy. Better luck next time.
privera92 0
Go back to her, **** her hard n then dump her ass in public. YDI cus u were obviously the nice guy that buys flowers n cake on her bday, while the bad boy brings his bulge into her "downtown" party. If u know what I mean. I've been the before, and girls **** me instead. Perhaps I've made bad choices, and so did u, but rejection is the worst feeling of all. The more the girl feels rejected, the more she will go after you to make you like her. She WILL want u to like her. It's bullshit when girls say they would dump our ass for treating them bad, I'm not saying kick the bitch in the face and force her into house slavery, I'm just saying that there's already one girl in the relationship. Girls want that security in a guy, assuming that the relationship is between one man and a woman of course.
PhilipTheDeacan 0
You sir are an idiot. maybe that's how it works with emotionally unstable teenagers, but I can guarantee you that no woman is going to want to be with a douche..er I mean man like you.
kellster 2
Well, you were a douche for doing that in the first place (telling her you were going to miss her bday), but that doesn't give her the right to cheat! Way out of line. What a bitch, I'm so sorry!
24788 7
You probably should get to the bottom of that.
Bertrandberticus 0
#27 they hate clothes and avoid them as much as possible.