Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
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Damarys 0
I'm guessing you were too
eagle20 0
damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch
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yougoglencoco 0
"damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch" totally agree with them...
gingermonster16 0
Hahaha. FHerL That would be embarrassing for her, and she will probably feel bad about that for a while.
BOOSCAREDU 0
uh it was HER choice to cheat on him... and he should just dump her. she should feel bad
Knave 0
awww, I'm so sorry.
saf_raman 0
more BS. answered in undies with a dude in boxers? puuuulease
Shizden 0
If i were you I'da whipped out my schlong and asked for a threesome... If the guy was hawt atleast. :)
slutsstud 0
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well you at least u got to see her boobs one last time.. right? Always look on the Bright side! And you probably deserved it.. most guys that get cheated on by their girls are idiots / nice guys anyways. Treat her badly N she won't leave you ever while constantly trying to get you to care for her. But if you start to care for her, then she'll leave you. 100% truth. Learned from experience.
jmalaer 5
You got thumbed down by all the girls who dont want to admit the truth in that you're right. Treat a girl like she's your world and youre not enough. Treat her like she's not enough and she'll do everything to be your world.
Brutalus420 5
As sad as this is... I agree..... Any time I was nice. We broke up and stopped speaking, anytime I treated a girl bad "not akn abusive or mean way but like not replying to txts or calls, saying I'll hang when I actually wont" and still to this day those girls still "love me to death"
HteaXtrainC 0
Damn, I'm sorry to hear, bro.
Nissi 17
I would then smash the cake in her face. FYL, dude.
um_duh 0
Kiss that bitch goodbye, you're too good for that :)
Shizden 0
PS: I know this'll be said because it sounds sorta unreal so- *SNEEZE* Sorry I'm allergic to bull shit.