Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Top comments
ManInTheMachine 20
O ye of little faith, OP. she was just going to tell her friends she's getting married! And driving away to see her family. And blocking your number because she's getting a new phone. And leaving the country because..she...um, okay, maybe she ditched you.
InfiniteReason 0
Or she had to go show it off?
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Comments (119)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.. Curse you Beyoncé!
RoseCrystal 17
Call the cops and her parents and get that ring back. You deserve better.
priceyfml 7
Freaking adorable picture... My god I might die
naughtylez82 4
Oh my
evilplatypus 39
George Takei?
slmchicd12 23
Lions and tigers and bears
laroux95 0
****.
charvisioku 22
Please tell me you actually chased her to see why she was running away...
Chazzzor 10
I think she was excited and wanted to show it off - But you were expecting some hot sex in return for the ring. Unfortunately it sounds like your girlfriend was more in to "getting married" than in to you!
outoftown 27
Or more into the rock than the guy who gave it to her. Maybe OP can check local pawn shops for it.
I_lost_the_game 25
I don't think OP's girlfriend was planning on getting into OP.
mfischer 17
82 - Every time I see you, your profile picture haunts me anew. Gah.
ICastillo 25
Man kind of like a dine and dash, but it would be called proposal steal the ring and dash.
MuldRAR 6
It's stories like this that make me to scared to get engaged...
chisty87 16
At least you didn't drop 15K for it and she bolted for the nearest exit...
crazytwinsmom 25
He doesn't say how much he spent on it.
chisty87 16
Yes true I'm just assuming he didn't spend that much because if he did that's really fu**ed up...
niplipsip 9
why would you assume that he hadn't spent that much?
vbmg152 19
How do you know? A good ring costs that & more!
chisty87 16
I know because my side job is a wedding videographer and I've recorded over 15 weddings this year and I know for a fact unless you're banking 100K or more a year your price range is between 3K and 5K
perdix 31
Aren't the rules that she only gets the ring if she says yes? It seems like you've been had. Sorry, she seems like a high-quality woman.