Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
Today, my wife has locked herself in the bedroom crying because I said I didn't want to go to Disney for a vacation this year. We have been to Disney eight times in five years. Every vacation, it's Disney, Disney, Disney! I'm fucking sick of Disney! FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
I'm sure those princesses see that way too often
aj9319 16
Some holidays you remember forever, like this one.
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Comments (83)
i_love_him_ 17
Leave him in the park.
elsuperloco68 12
Hey, you can't blame him. Them are some fine looking women, HOT!!!
igg125 30
Maybe you should dress up as a Disney princess and role play
fantasyworld 39
It annoys me how people will flirt with workers who can't do anything about it.
CoopsShea 11
It must've been a magical day for him
NickTheGreatest 0
Probably because he's sick of living with a witch.
0XBlazeX0 13
Talk about a royal disaster! Sorry OP :(
Fmlsea 28
how on earth do nearly 2 ,000 people think op deserved this ?? her husband is an asshole !
RedneckNerd18 8
sorry, OP. I can't blame him. Ariel's hot. mermaid and human.
ajs1987 15
yeah, but would a mermaid's ****** smell like . . . people?
melody309 35
Do mermaids even HAVE vaginas?
danihammer 4
That's kind of a shitty thing to do on a family vacation. Actually really shitty.