Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
Today, my wife has locked herself in the bedroom crying because I said I didn't want to go to Disney for a vacation this year. We have been to Disney eight times in five years. Every vacation, it's Disney, Disney, Disney! I'm fucking sick of Disney! FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
I'm sure those princesses see that way too often
aj9319 16
Some holidays you remember forever, like this one.
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codytallica 38
You should hit up your lawyer and start divorce proceedings.
superwhovian 16
Why this is a bit too extreme
WipeHour 11
Hahaha settle down francis
RainEliseWolf 16
How is it extreme? The fact he has the guts to flirt with disney princesses in front of her definitely means he could very easily be doing much more with women back home behind her back.
CommentKing207 23
The only princess he should love is your daughter. Sorry OP, because I don't believe that's what you had in mind for a fun trip.
fpants2010 18
I hope you and your daughter were able to have fun anyways!! Sorry OP - you deserve better than that.
Steffi3 40
What happens in Disneyland, stays in Disneyland
crudeandrudeguy 29
When you wish upon a star...
IDerive 12
Silly OP, those princesses aren't real, it's a land of make believe. Perhaps he was just being friendly because he's seen them so many times in the movies that he felt likes he's known them for years.
erizonkim 17
What? Are you serious?? o.O
IDerive 12
Not in the least, but I do find it hard to make an educated judgement on his actions when some people use the term "hitting on" very loosely. I didn't see what happened so how could I, in good conscience, depict an accurate rendering of a situation where I have one side of the story which is extremely vague.
Aimeejasmine 15
Oh sweet Jesus why do people insist on defending people they do not know??? It says hitting on, I'm damn sure she can tell if he flirted considering he got her to date him once upon a time. I despise people who excuse this behaviour because they weren't there themselves.. Just accept the fact OP was so they inevitably know more than you do about the events that day.
Zebediabolical 45
It's also one emotionally charged post from one party at the event. I'd love to see his side of things. And the truth. Mostly because there's not usually a ton of overlap between the three.
pdp_fml 21
I want to know if the Princesses were receptive to your husbands overtures?
sexymomo1234 20
Hey all those princess are hot! But out of respect to OP he shouldn't do that. Hope you and your daughter had a good time !
vikky538 29
There is a reason disney advertises that disneyland is not just for kids.
jguer 9
everyone flirts weather in a relationship or not. stop being a prude. I bet you have tripped over a hot guy before.
DoomedGemini 38
It depends on the relationship. People set different boundaries of what's okay or not okay. You need to talk over boundaries of a lot of things with a partner. Obviously op isn't okay with flirting with others. Can't blame her since it was supposed to be a family vacation. I don't think it's fair to say everyone flirts in a relationship, people might notice an attractive person but flirting means you speak up. It's different from just noticing attraction.
Aimeejasmine 15
24 you sound like a cheater tbh
limabeans101029 21
24- There is a big difference between looking/minor flirting and outright hitting on someone. And even if he was only flirting, I can still see why OP (his wife!) would have an issue with that.
nothing92x 13
I stopped caring for your post after you used "weather" and not "whether".
whitnayfortooh 29
punch him in the face!