Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
Today, my wife has locked herself in the bedroom crying because I said I didn't want to go to Disney for a vacation this year. We have been to Disney eight times in five years. Every vacation, it's Disney, Disney, Disney! I'm fucking sick of Disney! FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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WCARlover 35
I'm sure those princesses see that way too often
aj9319 16
Some holidays you remember forever, like this one.
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magickiss87 22
That really sucks, Op, especially if he was doing it in front of your child as well. I really hope that you and your daughter have a better time. I would talk to him about what he's doing. Tell him it's not only hurting you, but if your daughter is witness to this she'll end up more than likely dating guys who treat her similarly bc that's how she sees "love" and doesn't know any better. That's the thing people don't seem to realize. If children watch one or both parents doing wrong by each other they are more likely to put up with being treated like that bc that's what they know.
jguer 9
agreed the real issue is that your bitchin on the Internet and not talking it through with him
False_Stupidity 42
#32 You do realise that even though it says today, this could have happened days or even months ago right?
AkaPanda 12
F the princesses lives... They are not allowed to break character and defend themselves.
anonpbc 20
wtg dad!
a1_z9 10
I hope the next time he confuses a woman being warm and friendly because her job requires it with someone who wants to flirt with him he gets brutally rejected :)
corleon198425 22
hey its the place where dreams come true. in all honesty not cool on his part
wakemeupplease 21
time for a serious talk!!
BrotherTheo 31
Many years ago I was at Disney world. I looked at Jasmine and said "So, what would it take to get you to leave Aladdin?' She crossed her arms, looked me right in the eye and said " Are you a Prince?" Totally Shot Down. Ya those princesses are self, rescuing, thank you very much!
Kielnmsoftly 26
It's not that bad. If this were gender swapped and it were a wife hitting on the "princes" at Disneyland then nobody would care. It's harmless as long as he's not trying to actually get with one of them so not really a fyl or a ydi.
DoomedGemini 38
Yes because flirting with people trying to do their job, which happens to be entertaining CHILDREN, is an okay thing to do. Even though there are probably children around them and you are with your own wife and child. No, either way it's wrong. I haven't seen FML say it's not a big deal for either gender to flirt with someone when they are in a relationship. Especially witch children around.
Zebediabolical 45
It's what they're there for. It's a fun holiday for the WHOLE family, not just the kids.
worldclassrager 41
Aren't you and your daughter his princesses? He can do better