Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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i_live2fly 0
OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!
steakpak 0
Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.
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Rchicken31 0
Poor hamster hanged on his first day as pet
ilmybf 0
Hahaha. @#4
Kylias 6
Aww...!! Poor hamster! I see how it's an FYL... you live with that. Doctor Kylias suggests going to a professional doctor... or at least, one more professional than Doctor Kylias. >>;
F4ILM4N 0
Hide the rope. FYL
chiapet 0
Micheal meyers in the making........... You besta run bitch!!!!! RUN!!!!
technobutterfly 0
@26 I hate when people do that. "phsyical therapy needed much?" It sounds really stupid. @OP Do what everyone else is saying: Take him to therepy ASAP. That's not normal and he needs help.
heavenandhell 0
i agree with 129 it is anoying when someone states something as a question that way
larrycarrot 0
GET JIM HELP HE NEEDS IT!! and that's just wrong U might want to think of a doctor or even better THE CRAZY BIN!!
plexico 4
Blah, blah, blah ..,. Professional help. You should probably kill him when you get the chance and spare the world another serial killer.
heavenandhell 0
i think that everyone that wants to kill the little kid needs professional help your no better