Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
The Joker?
United States
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
NotAsToughAsHeThinks
United States
Captain Badass
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
shenmas
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
whathehell
United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Yoda
United States
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Top comments
PryderPlayer017 5
You should've joined the dark side 🤷🏽♀️
mfranks19891989 10
At least you didn’t get beat up by Princess Leia
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Comments (13)
distortedcognition 17
Is there a way to get beaten up in a nonviolent manner?
baristalbc 18
Consider yourself lucky he didn’t use his Light Saber. 😂