Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
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Watt Dou Cair 8
I thought an elemental part of gun safety was to never point it at anyone, even in jest?
Crowned Sataness 12
wtf were you thinking?! never ever ever aim a weapon at someone unless you intend to use it. this is why!!! that's common sense gun safety. AND you even knew it was loaded!!
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Comments (51)
orlow36 2
you are a complete ******* idiot. go turn your self and your guns in. your daughter is better off living with dcf then with you. i hope you feel horrible and that you have been castrated because you probably shouldnt breed
cacheson 42
I hope you realize how much worse it could have been. You could have easily killed your own daughter. This is what gun safety rules are for.
FinkiusMaximus 9
You are a moron. Treat every gun as loaded with the safety off. That's elementary. You should be in jail for reckless endangerment of a minor (and more).
Sady_Ct 38
You are DAMN lucky it was just the arm! You deserve to have your license taken away from you.
Wadlaen 24
Well, at least you gave her a birthday she will remember!😅
Anzubar007 4
sad, but funny
kevinwm0 15
You're damn lucky you didn't kill her. That was ridiculously irresponsible.
Rodville 28
I was taught by anyone ever for over 40 years that you don’t point any weapon at anyone you don’t want DEAD!
Brightside86 31
holyshit that's a lengendary fuckup.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
(redneck accent) The most important thing about gun safety is to always make sure your gun's on safety. (gun goes off) Son of a bitch dude, get your ass in the truck!
KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12
YDI to the moon and back for treating a firearm like a toy.