Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
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caitea 0
Just explain to your boss what actually happened.
imaginaryvoice 18
"Hey, sorry boss. I have a serious tooth ache and the pain is just killing me. So I deci.... Hold on let me post this on Fml first."
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Comments (67)
Fortuitous 0
That's what you get for having no feelings!
greatnt249 0
Yeah, because Orajel is the equivalent of Vicodin...try getting a grip on reality.
musicismylife21 5
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty positive vicodin is way stronger than orajel because my parents would have never let me use orajel when I was younger!
elmorous 0
Who is the saddist that put an 's' in lisp?
Zebidee 9
Probably the same person that came up with 'stutter'.
lbeer 1
yeah why is it lisp was a drunk offical making fun of someone and decided to call it lisp instead of a speech imparement
Judus_beej 0
I have a feeling your boss is going to get ideas since you can't feel anything lol maybe you'll get that raise you've been wanting or maybe he will.
howslife123 0
haha does that make you drool?
SaintE_fml 0
is this real life?
ItsNotOpinion 0
the thing is I wouldn't be able to stop laughing once the guy thought I was making fun of him
mR_StAtiiC 0
so what you all of a sudden can't explain to him? and of you even try he will also hear that you have a lisp and will understand.. not an FML at all
KirraMariiee 0
how does the customer know you don't have a lisp too ??