BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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Comments (248)
lvl19virgin 0
Single lady in 3..
JRokka850 6
Dumbass
emsutton12 0
Seahorses are real.. There are some at the aquarium in Atlanta.
phuckejiu 3
jillian?
Bassist5798 0
did u inform her to Stfu? if u didn't I have zero respect for u
lenardisag 8
Is the sex at least good enough to put up with her stupidity?
CheerBaby97 9
lol why were you guys talking about seahorses..?
awmy 2
Is she perhaps.... a blonde? Lol jk many people truly believe in things that make no sense. Kind of like those who believe in the apocalypse of 2012
TheNinjaBacon 8
And how olds your girlfriend?
sodapopper 6
Make a sex bet about being able to prove they exist. Something you always wanted from her but haven't done..perfect score settler.