Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
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Top comments
Thinkitthrough 23
Sounds like you have room for your stuff and you can even relax and be comfortable :)
vlalam 24
their loss and your gain?
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Thinkitthrough 23
Sounds like you have room for your stuff and you can even relax and be comfortable :)
desoxyn242 14
Yeah this is definitely a win. At first I thought they squeezed in next to him. Being claustrophobic, that would be FML for me!
Stephencharis 14
ask him if he actually has friends in the band...
Mf2307 15
maybe those two were in a relationship so they didnt want to sit apart depending on how the seats were
vlalam 24
their loss and your gain?
JayGatsby 25
I'm thinking that those two people were friends and wanted to sit together, but the last seat next to op was too far, so they decided to stack on top of each other so they could still talk to each other. Anyways, I hope that was the real reason, fyl op.
5secondsofvvifi 21
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Are these people your friends? It's possible they were joking around, but That's really rude. But I mean, you have room for your things. Their loss.
xninix_fml 36
To me it just sounds like his classmates.
xninix_fml 36
Ran out of time to edit here's what I meant to say: To me it sounds like they were just his classmates, still sucks for him though because nobody wanted to sit next to him. I'm sorry op :(
bl865ood 17
@17 don't make it worst
xninix_fml 36
@52 I feel bad for my comments now :(
EKDH 11
Whew 'friends'
lnheritance 19
Don't feel too bad OP, perhaps they were just "weird" for each other? Always the way back trip. :).
15Erik 21
Start looking for other bands maybe?
Bragi 12
I don't think it's that kind of band ...
juststephhere 23
Yeah I feel like it's more of the huge instrumental bands. A lot of those are in schools too. So it might be that.
johnthejolly 10
Gotta love band members haha
bringmethesmiles 18
Every other seat was taken? In that case, I'm sorry to hear that, OP.
devildog562 33
Maybe they wanted to be closer to each other and it has nothing to do with you.
xninix_fml 36
Yeah op think positive maybe they were a couple :)
Llama_Face89 34
Or maybe OP just has really bad BO.
devildog562 33
Couldn't it be both ?
man_in_black08 28
"This one time at band camp..."