Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
No privacy is the best policy.
21jason 9
Hmmm my brother is in the shower.. Im gunna go block off any ventilation you know just to test this
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Comments (114)
lilpowers 3
It was on Facebook it had to be true!
Characterise 0
isnt that what bathroom fans are for? every house has one...
dirtstain12 0
you must not give it to him very much
thiscrazything 1
Why didn't he realize, after a lifetime of showers that if the steam was lethal, he would already be a gonner. FHL for not having a brain.
THE_A_TEEN 28
If it's on the internet, it must be true. Which reminds me.. I am a Nigerian prince who needs your donation of $5,000. It's for a good cause to help me country and yours. Please help...
ohSNAPyall 27
Please share with 5 friends in the next 5 minutes, or else YOU'LL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 7 YEARS.
5t3ff1k4h 47
OH SHIT. You poor guy. Where do I send the money?
stfuidots 3
I recently got a gate for my bathroom. See if the door is closed (it has to be or I compulsively drink the toilet water) it gets way to humid in there. So now there is a gate. See the humid nature of the air caused my OCD obsession with fresh/ not so fresh toilet water drinkage. It's really messed me up guys
Almandine 7
I had a guy in a class I taught try to tell me that hot showers would create chlorine gas...
Skafta 0
Sounds like a smart guy.
ohSNAPyall 27
Uh-oh. Sounds like you may see your husband's loofah.
calilovesneb 12
Oh wow, how dumb can one be...