Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
No privacy is the best policy.
21jason 9
Hmmm my brother is in the shower.. Im gunna go block off any ventilation you know just to test this
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Comments (114)
Swiftly 0
Water vapor is totally lethal
tonygar 17
What a dumb ass!
McMan 23
Next, remove all doors from rooms with fans so you don't suffocate. :P
TheFamilyElf 17
Hey, it's nice to know he cares. :P But I wonder who he was talking to that gave him such great advice...
kemando 22
Yep evaporated water can be DEADLY!... To your hair products.
bizarre_ftw 22
Slap him in the head, explain to him that those "fumes" are water vapor and why they can't hurt him, make him put the door back on, and sign him up for a chemistry course at the local community college
jmpeters 4
Steam?
MrOwl 0
Aww, he's just trying to protect you.
Schiffy 18
Tell him about the leak of the deadly substance Dihydrogen Monoxide, see how long he buys it for, and when he finally figures out that he's stupid, slap him for good measure.
iislix1ii 19
What you did there, I see it.
user716 11
He might be afraid to drink water if she says that...
fogrunner 13
They may have been talking about what happens to plastic wallpapers / floors when heated. (I haven't a clue.)