Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
No privacy is the best policy.
21jason 9
Hmmm my brother is in the shower.. Im gunna go block off any ventilation you know just to test this
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Comments (114)
ForeverGLFan 6
Oh please tell me you don't have any children with that idiot!
Karfiol 1
Actually some materials sometimes found in bathrooms (e.g. as obsolete boiler insulation) can catalyze the production of carbon monoxide from carbon dioxide in presence of hot steam. At least my chemistry teacher told us that one of her former students had died this way.
dpgft10 0
Please tell your retarded husband that steam is the gas form of WATER!!!
xLunaKillzUx 5
Maybe he's just luring about the whole thong so that he can walk by and catch a glimpse. ;)
GypsyRover 0
Someone is watching her.
CurlyGurlF 6
Idiot.
RufusCade 7
LEGIONELLOSIS ANYONE?!?!?!? (check it up, you stupid *****!) Hope you all die in Pneumonia.
InkedPrincess 5
f ur life for being married to a moron.... lol
BloodFaerie 21
LoL - It's things like this that make me think it'd be acceptable to make any possible mates take an IQ test! :P
kainpwnsu 19
These "fumes" are also known as "steam". These fumes are lethal to things like tissue paper, pixie stix, and pure potassium. Water fumes are not lethal to humans. What an asshat. Sounds like someone selling a water system or something ridiculous, like that.