Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
No privacy is the best policy.
21jason 9
Hmmm my brother is in the shower.. Im gunna go block off any ventilation you know just to test this
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Comments (114)
ohboyfml22 0
Please no one comment this as "he's a keeper" ... Someone is bound to say it I know ...
ohboyfml22 0
Damnit ... I was a minute late :(
TalkingTowelTim 0
You have 9 saying he is a keeper and 14 saying he's not a keeper. I don't think anyone's listening to you. :•(
ohboyfml22 0
That phrase is so stupid and anyone who says it should get shot in the knee ...
Phyre24 17
And the warning came too late as the FML was flooded by stupid comments... Sigh, so sad...
silentbutfunny 0
29 with an arrow..
T1A2Z3 35
He's a keeper. Don't tell me what to do.
alexup24 13
he's NOT a keeper
Furrywhiplash 14
You took the sarcasm away from a very commonly used phrase, congrats on somehow managing to make it even more dull...
CDeCam 9
Well that shower will be probably be steamier for that guy than you now.
FlamingTacos 7
He is going to love your shower time now
MandyMeow_fml 18
Was it his first day on the Internet?..
JD18 0
How is this a FML?
JD18 0
Why is this a FML?
4everblackjack 10
What happened to "common sense"? :l
Furrywhiplash 14
My guess is that stupid people keep on reproducing and raising kids, even though we keep telling them that it really isn't a good idea.
21jason 9
What's that???
perdix 31
He probably farts a lot in the shower . . . a lot!
Phyre24 17
Damn... my Mentor's gonna be pissed with me. To think I had to cut off my left ring finger for this...