Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML
Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML
Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
Today, we went for a foot massage. My wife found it incredibly relaxing; I just found it weird that a complete stranger seemed to be trying to give each of my toes its own handjob. Plus they used so much moisturiser that it made the inside of my shoes feel like squishy mud all day. FML
Today, I found out my dad has been using the flip-flops I wear in the shower. The reason I wear them is to prevent myself from getting his nasty foot fungus. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
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Top comments
Godfreyy 2
That's TOE-tally uncalled for
Wreckless_fml 6
The hell?!
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Comments (73)
elisabeth1_fml 0
I hate touching anything to do with other people's feet. Ewww . I work as a carer and would rather wipe bums. I haaate other people's feet.
kareltje 17
Gotta appreciate the honesty. LOL! :D
flipnazn 1
That's pretty gross, not gonna lie...
Cheylea 10
Was she so lazy that she couldn't throw them away herself? Way to go for hygiene! I'd rub them in her face.
h0ward076 0
Noooo i would of thrown them @ her face.. and be like next time throw them in the trash.. Sometimes i read these FML and thank God it didn't happen to me cuz I'll be in prison the same day.. :|
jePomme 0
That's disgusting.
james496_fml 0
i totally agree 19 eww
ramboman19 8
Just threw up a little...
Dcm210 19
not trying to judge,but do you work at Walmart. Cuz that sounds like a Walmart customer.
osiris39p 3
gingers have no souls
xtremegarbo 3
Get some fake blood, flick it at the customer and say "I have aids"....and walk away.
tweetypie 18
No. Just stop.