Today, my boyfriend's freshly-repainted car got keyed. He's literally more of an inconsolable wreck now than he was when his own mother passed away last year. When I tried hinting that he was overreacting, he told me to go to hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my husband, who didn’t even cry when his father died, got angry and cried for an hour all because I put a 1 cm scratch on his classic car. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom passed away when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered, "Women drivers." FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
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Top comments
DDCA 24
You don't **** with a man's car... Because I'm sure it wasn't cheap.
Mirorbo 27
It's amazing what people put at the top of their priority lists when it comes to reacting...
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Comments (128)
elcee1987 18
Ugh. This reminds me why I will never again date someone who is obsessed with their car. Too high maintenance. The car too.
worldclassrager 41
Report the plate number the police should find it...that hopefully will change him...
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Who are you talking about? OP's boyfriend or the keyer?
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Maybe he wasn't close with his mother, OP, and most men care a lot about their car's, and it's very expensive to take care of them.
edward_cossett 5
... I don't blame him. that's why I don't park my car at the very front at the school. because that happened all last year to everyone else because idiots live here. lol
JoeyBelle18 11
If I had just payed several hundred bucks for a paint job Id be upset too...
gottageek 17
I'm fairly certain the mourning process of someone's death and expensive damaged goods are entirely different. It's hardly fair for op to make any calls on his behaviour. I'd say he's probably sad abd pissed, of course he may seem like he's over reacting. F his life for having a gf who seems unwilling to put herself in his shoes.
ViviMage 40
He needs to get his priorities straight. You need a new boyfriend that doesn't curse you out.
rememberkids 14
I'd be livid too! I mean, cmon, he got his car keyed after spending hundreds of dollars on a fresh paint job.
CharresBarkrey 16
Hundreds? What kind of shit paint jobs do you get?
MzZombicidal 36
That's a bunch of bull. You need a boyfriend who will be honest. If you deserved to be cussed out and your boyfriend's just sitting there, treating you like a little princess, that's not a relationship. There's a time and place. OP didn't even think that maybe her boyfriend expected his mother's death, maybe he just wasn't sure how to express himself, maybe they weren't all that close? Either way, when someone's clearly THAT upset, you just talk them through it. You support them, even if you don't agree with it completely. F his life for spending all of that money just for someone to turn it into a waste and for having a girlfriend that didn't even care enough about his feelings.
ksks1234 33
I cursed out my boyfriend in high school when he almost wrecked my car. Sometimes, the other person needs to hear it. If I am being a bitch, I expect my boyfriend to call me out on it.
rob02 19
All he said was go to hell, that isn't cussing someone out.
caramelie 7
Ok, why does op get to say her boyfriend didn't grieve for his mom? Grief over a parent , And being mad about a second keying of his car are two totally types of reactions. I just lost my mom, no anger, just miss her. If somebody keyed my car twice , person had better have a great hiding spot. I'm ruthless in the care of my darling.
jaredfry17 7
Honestly I didn't cry when my mother passed away, and I was 13.. But, I don't think he should have cried over that....
RayearthNinja 10
Jesus Christ, It's like he's on his period.