Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom passed away when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered, "Women drivers." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend's freshly-repainted car got keyed. He's literally more of an inconsolable wreck now than he was when his own mother passed away last year. When I tried hinting that he was overreacting, he told me to go to hell. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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lj19717 19
Your boyfriend doesn’t deserve a spouse
JasonThorn 23
If he's not just exercising very poor judgment, dump the brain donor. Having a "Duh" Moment is one thing, but a general callousness is another.
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Comments (31)
azouwa 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Do you know why Helen Keller never got her drivers license?
azouwa 26
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She was a woman. lol Sorry!! Not sorry!!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Ladies and gentlemen, this right here, is the definition of a lonely internet troll.
azouwa 26
All jokes aside, sorry OP. Your bf could have more consideration.
lj19717 19
Your boyfriend doesn’t deserve a spouse
blightsight 10
Bronies don't either
WHSKitty 7
What’s wrong with brownies? Absolutely nothing! Women can like “guy stuff”, but guys can’t like “girl stuff”? WRONG!
JasonThorn 23
If he's not just exercising very poor judgment, dump the brain donor. Having a "Duh" Moment is one thing, but a general callousness is another.
Donut_Wizard 23
(Muttering) douchebag boyfriends.
Angel Meadows 8
Dude deserves a kick in the ass and a swift kick out the door.
ThatGuy9679 13
Guess he doesn't know men are more likely to get into accidents than women which is why insurance is usually higher for men especially young men
PenguinPal3017 19
Men get into fewer accidents per mile, they just drive more miles. The average pilot crashes airplanes more often than me, but that doesn't mean I'm better at flying airplanes.
Vanderdale 14
Per mile, yes they get into less accidents but the difference is marginal. And men get far, far more DUIs than women. The biggest determiner of risk is age, drivers under 25 get into far more accidents across the board than older age groups.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean LATE boyfriend.
RinoaHeartilly 36
He responds to your tragedy with no sympathy and sexism? Leave him. It's highly doubtful it will get better.
BeachMammal 8
Yeah, toss this one back in the swamp.