Today, a woman at work told me that her kid had puked into "a storage bin" in the office. It wasn't a storage bin, it was the outgoing mail tray on the side of my desk containing important contract documents that had to be posted by 5pm that day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
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random2212 16
I hate idiots like this.
Emmaray 16
Well, sounds like the mail wasn't the only thing that was outgoing. I'm sorry OP :-/
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Comments (39)
victoriapering 3
Noted always hand things in early or as soon as possible
soullyfe 33
Maybe that was as soon as possible. There might be someone who comes around to collect the mail at the time and otherwise, it seems as if they're working and wouldn't be able to do it the moment it's done.
leirua91 15
Am I the only one who just pukes on the floor when I can't make it to the bathroom? If you just puke somewhere it's always a mess anyway but even carpet is most of the time easier to clean than things like trash cans (if they don't have a bag you just can take out) or small bags where the rest goes next to it because it's too small (especially hand bags, who thinks it's a good idea to puke over all your important belongings)
Machiavelli342 19
Use poison next time it does that ;)
GrumpyGrinch 23
I'm so fed up with my colleagues taking their sick kids into the office. Just waiting for something like this to happen.
tlnorman 18
Why is this idiot allowing her sick child into the office. Very inconsiderate.
allforfun 23
Was the kid's name Ralph?
teechur 15
Kids do not belong in the workplace, period. I hate that! Seriously, if your kid is sick. Stay home with it. No one wants it around. I love kids, I'm a teechur, but not someone else's sick kids where they aren't supposed to be.
Katasuki 11
Sue her!
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Some of y'all aren't thinking that if this woman worked there shed likely know of the mail in and outs because the same system would most likely be used through out the whole office.