Today, a woman at work told me that her kid had puked into "a storage bin" in the office. It wasn't a storage bin, it was the outgoing mail tray on the side of my desk containing important contract documents that had to be posted by 5pm that day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
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random2212 16
I hate idiots like this.
Emmaray 16
Well, sounds like the mail wasn't the only thing that was outgoing. I'm sorry OP :-/
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Comments (39)
soulreaper12296 28
I'd be questioning why the woman and her child were in your office.
Mauskau 36
The woman probably works there and had her child because they were off school ill and she was unable to take time off.
Jryan952015 7
Better get to work so you don't get fired
LennyComa 39
Stick a post it explaining the staining and smell on the documents is about all you can do unless you have the time to redo them all. That really sucks
Ilovelife93 9
Parents need to take more responsibility for their kids!! Especially if they're ill or not well behaved!! I'm so sorry to hear this OP!! Wear gloves and try to plug your nose!!! Best of luck sweetie!!
limegreenpoopie 31
At least she was being honest...
aimbug 42
Did the mother roll her eyes and do the classic 'kids' line? Sorry Op.
nightstalker94 18
now that's what I call a sticky situation
worldclassrager 41
There wasn't a trash can nearby?
Witchylady 18
How rude. Some parents have no idea how to raise kids. If she was a good mother she would have handed her hand bag to her son and let him puke in there.
leowoman 10
You never know what happend in there, so stop judging the mother. Not every parent can control they're children's puke.
fwongraven 10
Are you for real?!
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
Not every parent can control they are children's puke... *Their