Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
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dudeutookhrs 24
Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.
DMDiaz 15
Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.
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Comments (44)
ReiracsNeve 17
Plan a dual revenge
andrmac 25
Ultimate sibling prank!
freddygasman 18
would be a sibling prank if the sibling was knowingly in on it too
freddygasman 18
just reread the post, brother peaked them both. I guess its time to relearn reading compensation, again.
hydronoxx 11
Ouchh...
lukian_fml 29
How did the date go ?
ezrajab 22
That's effed up
Two_Face1942 4
Did you atleast have a nice time?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Sounds like a set up for tag team revenge to me.
lazylahma 10
So many terrible "tag team" jokes running through my head right now
tjpr314 8
That was funny but I hope you tell us how you and your sister got your brother back lol.
kaitieloo 22
Brother: "So how did your 'date' go? -snickers-" You: "Pretty well! We got to like third base later." Brother: "I... Uh... What?"
NebraskanHusker 5
Did you smash?