Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
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Top comments
dudeutookhrs 24
Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.
DMDiaz 15
Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.
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Comments (44)
denna44 14
What a weird brother..
Shinran 3
How are you two going to get him back.??? I'm dying to know. (DOL)
brackaman 18
Blind date? I guess you didn't... See.. This coming. I'll see myself out now
Dilexar 26
*applause*
blueknight1st 26
Did you both go through with the date? Did it end "romantically" if you know what I mean?
davek 36
The Lannisters send their regards.
bobsanction 18
At least meeting her parents will be a breeze.
Thegoofygoober 15
*plays game of thrones theme*
sohigh10 34
Awh, it's disappointing that you didn't find the love of your life OP, but it's nice that you got to sit down and have a nice unexpected dinner with your sister out of the blue
HamMuffins 7
Well it's always nice to eat out with your sister every once in awhile.
freddygasman 18
Forget one word in that sentence and it would be so wrong.
Yapiej 21
Plan your revenge while eating dinner or making up some story how you guys are now dating to scare him off and now want him to be the best man in your wedding. I'll bet that scare him off of trying something like this ever again :p