Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
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dudeutookhrs 24
Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.
DMDiaz 15
Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.
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Comments (44)
manuwish 9
talk about a first degree frenemy you got there :) OP, both you and your sister owe him a public humiliation and a grandiose disappointment, or let karma take care of it..though that could end up much worse for him..
ishnation 11
Pussy is pussy
trucker2 33
This must be right up your alley
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
dihannasaurus 9
gross.
dragonrider1959 18
And that's how I met your mother
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
And your aunt.
DanielleinDC 34
You and your sister need to figure out how to get serious revenge on your brother.
Arase7 5
Plot twist : He set you both up on blind dates at the same place and you casually found each other and misunderstood the whole thing. Now, your dates got stood up or they blind dated each other while OP thought it was a prank.
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Oh geeez!! I hope you get him back. lol
Lehk 9
Doesn't Matter; Had Sex.
anthony99 14
Sooooo, did you score?